Chip Fat

Put your foot in your mouth it stops you making waves

sell your house for peanuts and go and live in caves

smile when bozo hits you it scares him half to death

soak your feet in chip fat it stops them getting wet

walk don't run when being chased it keeps your hair in line

when caught just say without much haste "would you care to dine?"

duck and dive if that's your bag be proud of what you are

soaking feet in chip fat is cooler than boiling tar.